I love when people ask the meaning behind my pink tattoo, it opens up great conversation and by the end yet another beautiful IAMX victim 😘(Also it’s Chris Corner approved 👌)
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
Give a dog a bone
this old man came rolling home
I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.
mikey’s just cracking up
(this is somebody else’s gif, so credit to them. i forgot the username :P)
did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
More Gifs, this time with pokemon… I know I should be excited with the R/S remakes, but my love for Johto is vast and endless
The Supernatural fandom has proved my point
i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART