Who's a pretty princess? Not you....

Bilbo “What a Babe” Baggins (3/?)


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fightblr:

flaming-scrotum:

muggleland:

the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings

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fashion

Now is the time to reblog this.
I’ve been awaiting this picture.


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clarasdestiny:

Amen.


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infamymonster:

lovingcaptainswan:

i—still—do:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

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I work there. I’ll talk to my manager.


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crystallized-teardrops:

phases of a student

  • does homework as soon as you get it 
  • worried about being caught copying homework
  • doesn’t bother with homework until last minute
  • too lazy to even copy from others

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Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

lionvomit:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

oh christ


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mcgwiggles:

funnuraba:

bee movie is rated pg for parental guidance

the more screenshots i see of bee movie, the less convinced I am that it’s a real film.


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megad0uche:

fuckinggno:

epitomeofloyalty:

Ellen gets Ellen’s blessing

Ellenception

Gay Ellen, meet Gay Ellen


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me at 11pm: oh it's getting late i should sleep soon
me at 4am: FEW TIMES BEEN AROUND THAT TRACK SO IT'S NOT JUST GONNA HAPPEN LIKE THAT CAUSE I AIN'T NO HOLLA BACK GUUUUUUUUUUUUURL

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purpleblimp:

“you’re going to have that tattoo for the rest of your life”

woah

really

are you serious

wow i

i had no idea thank you so much bless your soul


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liberteaschild:

aph germany headcanon: sometimes he would blurt out literal words from german to english 

he would say “hand ankle” instead of “wrist”, “horse tornado” instead of “carousel” and so on


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nycartscene:

opens tonight, Wed, June 18, 6-8p:

Leaps into the Void: Shamanism, Meditation, Transcendence, Oblivion”
 Gwyn Joy, Sky Kim, Michael Maxwell,
 Joe Nanashe, Phoebe Rathmell
 
Garis & Hahn Gallery, 263 Bowery, NYC

a group exhibition united by the philosophical underpinnings and practical objectives of each artist’s own practice in addressing concepts related to meditation and altered mental states, physical and mental transcendence and Eastern and Western belief systems related to cycles of life.


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hero-of-bedtime:

thIS IS FROM THE FUCKING PORNO 


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I am a feminist. I reject wholeheartedly the way we are taught to perceive women…the beauty of women, how a woman should act, or behave. Women are strong and fragile. Women are beautiful and ugly. We are soft-spoken and loud. All at once. There is something mind controlling about the way we’re taught to view women. And my work is, both visually and musically, a rejection of all those things. So perhaps we can make women’s rights trendy.

- Lady Gaga on Feminism [x]


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emilianadarling:

#THE MOMENT I FELL IN LOVE WITH SAM WILSON TBH


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